Sunday, August 1, 2010

Monster in the House

Our house is an old farmhouse that we know is inhabited by strange creatures. One we know of is who we call John the ghost. Everytime our keys are missing or something is broken that nobody knows anything about we say, hmmm, must have been John the ghost. He lives either in our basement under the front porch in the dirt room or up in the attic depending on what is missing or broken. Today after church we discovered along with John the ghost we have a monster also AND we NOW have PROOF!
I was able to sneak up on it and take these pictures. Just look at those evil eyes, and huge mouth, shiver shiver.

This is a ferocious looking monster, with huge teeth although none of the large teeth were showing. It growls, grumbles, chews up shoes, leaves some of its horrendous hair all over the carpet and clothes, and sometimes smells terrible. It must have just eaten something, perhaps a small child, just look at the smirk on it's mouth. We will have to see if any of the Pony Clubbers are missing out at the barn.

It has a huge long body, all stretched out, wait I think I recognize this monstrous thing.

It's just Emma taking her afternoon nap. Once the flash hits she jumps up to see what's going on.

She looks a lot nicer when she is not upside down. Amy Koch's shock collar worked so well yesterday, Emma would not chase the car as Mark was leaving today. In fact she didn't even want to go NEAR the road.

1 comment:

  1. that is the ugliest monster i've ever seen....i will have nightmares now...thanks!

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